toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

downfalling:

homeboy took thirst to a whole new level, truly innovative 😂😂

downfalling:

homeboy took thirst to a whole new level, truly innovative 😂😂

(Source: chitzybitch)

190e2point6:

*likes my own post after someone reblogs it*

(Source: maggotmaster)

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woodmeat:

but honestly i heard tumbler was a good place to meet girls that wear fur tails plugged up they asshole

even tho im beautiful i still get self conches sometimes :/

(Source: melongorl)

when will my life’s bass drop

(Source: mydogsnokes)

(Source: clestroying)

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau)

Brand New - Okay I Believe You but My Tommy Gun Don't
Okay I Believe You but My Tommy Gun Don't
Brand New

pls-and-thank:

I am heaven sent,

Don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever wanted,
What all the other boys all promised.
Sorry I told. I just needed you to know.
I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me whats it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew..

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys