slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

emosad420:

when ur parents see you like

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but ur actually like

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 - when a motherfucker touches you
when a motherfucker touches you

(Source: iguanamouth)

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

(Source: atane)

Alt-J - Breezeblocks
Breezeblocks
Alt-J

whale-of-a-time:

Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole.

dialupmodem:

*eats ur ass as a friend*

(Source: rachel-actually)

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

bryceckrispies:

juanjuayoranother:

I just bought tobasco sauce and I’m super excited to eat it with my ramen noodles but I feel like I shouldn’t tonight cos my roomate bought pizza and we have a bunch extra and i feel like it would be rude to eat ramen noodles

this is the dumbest goddamn post i have ever read

I just bought tobasco sauce and I’m super excited to eat it with my ramen noodles but I feel like I shouldn’t tonight cos my roomate bought pizza and we have a bunch extra and i feel like it would be rude to eat ramen noodles

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

nue:

TEENS REACT with sodium hydroxide

(Source: memewhore)