cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

(Source: browningtons)

adreianpayne:

peachiebae:

wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

they r rly grasping for straws 2 keep the spongebob franchise alive. damn.

I’m watching this twice

Hawkins - Jesus Christ Walks (Kanye West vs. Brand New)
Jesus Christ Walks (Kanye West vs. Brand New)
Hawkins

Jesus Christ Walks (Kanye West vs. Brand New)

This has been my favorite song/mash up for years.

(Source: runetrack)

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

richerbiotch:

Get out me cah

richerbiotch:

Get out me cah

(Source: ritzymom)

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(Source: drunkblogging)

noirbettie:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."

bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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(Source: joydick)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.