aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
homeboy took thirst to a whole new level, truly innovative 😂😂
*likes my own post after someone reblogs it*
but honestly i heard tumbler was a good place to meet girls that wear fur tails plugged up they asshole
I am heaven sent,
Don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever wanted,
What all the other boys all promised.
Sorry I told. I just needed you to know.
I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me whats it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew..
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys